Pink-u?

The friendly way to kill people. ^_^

Actually we already have plans....

As a model for future weddings..

Wonder if this works...

I know who my mates are...

Been looking for this to share for weeks..

So.. F'd up.. but.. I can't stop laughing.

One of my old favs I don't think has been posted.

This is what you get when I browse a site for hours.

I swear to god this is what David was talking about?

Does PBG mean Paper Box Girl?

Wish my marching band did that..

Coolest mix of new and old.. ever

IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR

On the subject of PSAs

My favorite PSA ever:


Or perhaps it's this one:


I don't know why I find that so funny.

On another note, not that it will ever be updated, but a testament to my disappointment in humanity if you want to check it out can be found here. To be honest, I really feel like it's something that should be coming from Dave.

Still love this one...

Yes I Realize This Is An Add...

... but I think it has a good message anyway :P:

Cannibal Corpse

Jerk + Death = Saint ?

Buttfloss!

I'm a tripod.

The Landlord

I'm sure you guys have seen these, but they make me giggle, so I'm going to post them anyway :D.

Shit Glitter

My Xmas gift of choice.

Herbal Elements

Ingrid Michaelson

My latest musical obsession:



Oh and the video is good too :D. I'm really loving her other stuff too, I'd highly recommend checking out her "Girls and Boys" album.

Is that in my job description?

Doing What?

International Day of the Ninja Parade!

Mary Poppins the Horror Film

Erzsebet Bathory search

Man Beef was better...

I'm Gonna Be A Bad Wife!

The Office Sports Network, featuring Reebok's Terry Tate as the official Office Linebacker

When commercials go Wrong.

Count the FCC Violations

Hey everyone! I've been invited to contribute to this blog. As my first dump, I'd like to post something the other writers here have seen but maybe not some of the readers. The Count and I have this in common, I really like to ***** too.


Count the FCC Violations - Watch more free videos

If I agree with FOX news... am I broken?

Our darkest dreams have come true...

Learning English... THE EASY WAY!

Public service announcement

It says "Do not be afraid" at the end.

Think we'll ever see ads like this in the US? Methinks not...

proof of androids

Stickmen: How we met

to Ben

Becky is wondering if we can do this instead of dinner.

I'm Sorry

Last One, I Promise!

VideoJug: How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

Check out http://www.videojug.com if you find these anywhere near as amusing as I do!

Two More

VideoJug: How To Fight A Duel


VideoJug: How To Give A Great Man To Man Hug

How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

VideoJug: How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed

... and...

How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand


VideoJug: How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

The best use of high voltage

Will he run?

Tyra Banks' Vagina

anything to get high

"butthash"

Read the first two sentences.

Yeah.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Can't embed...
http://ericjoisel.com/Site/barbarians.html

Super Monks!

Can't embed it, but here's a link... Muwahahaha.

SUPER MONKS!

In Honor Of Turkey Month!

Gobble Gobble!

Roar

How it is.

Ding Dong

How could I not post this?

FIRST!!

This is what high essence Performance charms do

Ah, the majesty of song...

1776

How it should have ended...

If you care

Remember, the 5th of November!

On November 5, 2007, Ron Paul Supporters across the country will each donate $100 to his campaign. This is a pivotal moment for Ron Paul. He desperately needs money to get on TV and radio in the early primary states before January!

100,000 donations x $100 = $10,000,000

Pledge to donate on November 5th!
thisnovember5th(dot)com

Re-post this on as many Ron Paul YouTube videos as possible!

Mmmm Dirty Girls!

Kind of a gross one, but 10 Points if you recognize the hotties :D!

Because...

... some days all you needs is puppies.

Lots of puppies.

Corgi puppies.

DUDE

Chinese Ballet Circus

And I'm back to the funny...

OKOK, I'll try to stop....

If you saw my previous post about the banking system.... THis makes more sense

Part 2

Who is Ron Paul

Why....

Why do only the comedians actually say anything meaninful on TV?

It's funny to watch the media spin...

Loituma... Can't get enough of it!

Simply amazing...

My Heroes!

Project Time!

Happy October! I found this video and thought of Dave's attempts to set up LEDs that would sync with music playing in a room. Maybe you can merge the ideas ;).

Just don't send one to Ben. Zenia would die of starvation due to never leaving the table.

More Slam Poetry

You Are Either For Life, Or Against It

JAPANESE ROBOTS!

Freaky....

go here and watch the rest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-fD78zyvI&mode=related&search=

Munch

This picture is for Ben.

I took it.

Eddie Izzard On Intelligent Design

Can't tase this.

I won't link to the picture that came with this...

christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Dane Cook On Being Abducted

WeddingBells

Entertaining site

What if technology sounded like music?

God Bless Tori Amos

Not only is she a brilliant musician, she is funny as hell. This is from a live improv set she did at a recent concert.

Lyrics:

“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

Toes

I don't know about the anime but the song is awesome.

She's.... perfect!

Joe Biden's The Man

This is a serious one, sorry guys :P.



Clicky. Totally worth the view. I have no idea why he isn't getting more coverage.

Edit: Embedded Video.

Wrong Place

mybadthoughts.com

Ahh no

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!!

What Pamela Anderson's boobs would look like if they became people. - AlAnon

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS!!!

IT'S A TIE!

You can't blame her face for not wanting to be seen with her. - Sweetas

Now you can suck her nipples while doing it doggy style! - harispilton

For more Caption Contests - Here

More Keith

Best Game Show Ever

Thump

USB key of the FUTURE.

This one isn't funny... Sorry.

http://foxattacks.com/iran

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2369001.ece

Binary Solo!

The greatest epic of our time...

This is what they call Beatboxin' in the Country. Yo.

I would do this...

May you come to the attention of those in authority...

Quick, fashion a climbing harness out of cat-6 cable and follow me down.

Let's All Watch the Monkey Dance!

I think this sums up quite nicely how I feel ~%90 of the time (~.^).

Pop

Okay so it's not a video but it's good.

Epic Lulz

Best Dating Show Ever?

Post driving my crazy.... replaced with link.

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/movies/movies_joke_dating_show.wmv

Read a Book!

The rappers page is here: http://www.notarapper.com/

007

Well the Front Fell Off!

Skittles.... Yummy.

Wii

What is this world coming to!?

What just happened?!

A quick minute of amusement

Bad music, great drum set

While my guitar gently weeps

I will never get tired of this.

Back and Forth

This one is from David:

About damn time someone said it...

Sex?

Honest to god, I just don't get this fetish... (this link is rated PG)

Fun End of the World Engineer Logic Style

Top Gun Trailer

Emilie Autumn

Bobby McFerrin is the man.

First watch this:



Then...










... read...









This:

Introducing the Book

I can't embed this one, so I'll just toss in the link.

Enjoy!

Introducing the Book

A Present From The Troy

The end makes it totally worth it :D!

More jokes for nerds

Click for a larger image.

Otakus!

Jokes for nerds

Drunk

Robot Chicken Explains extinctions...

Childhood Ruined...

Pornographic Apathetic

Indiana Jones Impressions... Kinda.

Phillips Bodygroom!

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

Make sure you watch the music video and play the games! :)

mc chris hates Kindom Hearts

The SODOMobile

The New Office Sport

Behold! Cube Farm Insanity Insues!

Scott Kurtz teaches inking

I didn't listen, just watched... So if it sounds bad, I'm sorry.

Pi

"Did somebody say pie?!"
"No Steve! Pi, not Pie!"

Water Hole

Dude, I want one!!

Boob Tea

But does it really work?

To Ben:

Hey Ben - you have been upgraded to admin, will you invite Lily and Andrew? I don't have their emails :(

"Caught in the Act"

Always. Lock. The. Door. Always.
Here is why.

Re: Your Brains

I can't embed this. Sorry.
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songs
has a bunch of *great* songs.... notably "Re: Your Brains" and "Code Monkey" you can click them to play.

it's got a baboon...

Burning Safari