More Slam Poetry

You Are Either For Life, Or Against It

JAPANESE ROBOTS!

Freaky....

go here and watch the rest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-fD78zyvI&mode=related&search=

Munch

This picture is for Ben.

I took it.

Eddie Izzard On Intelligent Design

Can't tase this.

I won't link to the picture that came with this...

christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Dane Cook On Being Abducted

WeddingBells

Entertaining site

What if technology sounded like music?

God Bless Tori Amos

Not only is she a brilliant musician, she is funny as hell. This is from a live improv set she did at a recent concert.

Lyrics:

“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

Toes

I don't know about the anime but the song is awesome.

She's.... perfect!

Joe Biden's The Man

This is a serious one, sorry guys :P.



Clicky. Totally worth the view. I have no idea why he isn't getting more coverage.

Edit: Embedded Video.

Wrong Place

mybadthoughts.com

Ahh no

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!!

What Pamela Anderson's boobs would look like if they became people. - AlAnon

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS!!!

IT'S A TIE!

You can't blame her face for not wanting to be seen with her. - Sweetas

Now you can suck her nipples while doing it doggy style! - harispilton

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More Keith

Best Game Show Ever

Thump

USB key of the FUTURE.

This one isn't funny... Sorry.

http://foxattacks.com/iran

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2369001.ece