Can't Think When You're Fucking High.

"NEWT GINGRICH" — a Bad Lip Reading Soundbite - watch more funny videos

Shufflin' Grandpa

Hey there Cthulhu

Guitars? What guitars?

We don't need no guitars to be metal!

Slow Mo Sweetness

Triangle Party

The Thing (The Musical)!

Cell Phone Gamers

And another for cell phone gamers everywhere:

Cello? Aww man.. I totally thought that said Jello

For those of you who haven't already seen this:

Yep... she hates your balls....

Andrew, this is for you!

Katherine Heigl Hates Balls from Katherine Heigl

This kid is the next Vader

Fighting Trousers

Chap Rap for the win!

Also for Lily

Seemed like something that you would love:

For Lily

A whole new level

*** EDIT: Get it on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NRw9pArGY

Probably not work appropriate?

BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo.

Just Fun

Spiderman Has Some Pretty Fly Moves!

Hahahahaha! See what I did there?

Mini Metallica

AWOLNATION - Sail

While I'm here.

More Discordant Crap

Freaking loved this song... then I googled the video. Could he be more emo? The answer is no. No he could not.

Sexy and I know it (37% NSFW)

Michele Bachmann: BLR

When I buy stickers for folks in prison I buy milk not backyard meth. It's a prison party!

The Puma Hardchorus

Caption Contest

Hey boy's and girl's, I was perusing the archives and noticed some past caption contests and I believe its time for a comeback. Who knows, maybe this will be a weekly thing!

The proposal: All interested provide a caption and at the end of the week I will judge it. The winner of this week will be next weeks judge etc...(Judges can't pick their own, but are encouraged to post one).

The Prize: The smug satisfaction of seeing your enemy's driven before you!

"Don't you worry, they'll never see it coming."

Low Score, No Deaths Mario Bros Speed Run

Someone has way too much time on on his/her hands, but WOW!

Violent Communion

The new SWTOR leaked video

George Lucas Strikes Back

Taking awkward to a whole new level...

NSFAS: Not Safe for Any Situation

Dinosaur Laser Fight!

How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

How to Win at PvP 2 by Wowcrendor (WoW Machinima)

For Lily! (Coin Operated Boy)

So yah this is back from 2007 and I had forgotten about it. Dont know if it has ever been posted or if your bored to tears of it but if not it made me think of ya!

http://youtu.be/j4gPZPKJc0s

embedding disabled by request so gotta head over to youtube.

Tim Minchin's Storm the Animated Movie

A new perspective for a classic Tim bit.

Tim Minchin - Cont

Not great sound, but this was a new song he did when I saw him in Portland.

Haven't had any House music in a while

Kaskade... Andrew.. you might recognize from the Tron Reconfigured soundtrack.

America's Got Talent: Team iLuminate - Quarter Finals.

Its time for my annual AGT postings and this year has been kinda rough for AGT. I haven't been very impressed, especially with the singers considering that they are usually my fav acts. However finally after last week I found a performance worthy of posting. Enjoy!

Presented without comment

A dialy dose of cuteness!

I told Lily that I would post this a while back, sorry I forgot!

Fuck you i'm drunk (NSFW)

Kickstarts

Aka why dubstep makes everything more rad.

Normmie song/video:
Example - Kickstarts

Dubstep song/video:

Scars on Broadway - They Say

Kenny Powers: MFCEO

What's up dawg, I killed you.

The best love song

For Freshman

The new Thundercats!

Embedding is disabled, so... link:
http://youtu.be/3KGj6KGeUto

My Little Serenity

Pinkamina's School for Gifted Fillies

"L.O.V.E. Banana"

Probably NSFW.

This dudes wizard outfit is win...

Little Hurt for your day...

Porn Rental

eHarmony Video Bio

The Magneto suit really makes this win

ME WANT!!!

Also going to use this space to plug my old republic guild since it is related. Just collecting friends together so we can all play on the same server. Please join up! =)

http://www.swtor.com/guilds/50734/b-squad

[Video removed due to it auto playing every time the site is opened.]

Tron Inspired Sex Toy (NSFW)

Chuck's New Suit

Old school kinda day...enjoy!

Fatal Fury

If you never got to see any of the Fatal Fury stuff your parents hated you and please remedy cause it is epic!

Jesus in a bathroom stall....EPIC

Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Day and Night

CUTENESS OVERWHELMING

This is what I imagine Dave's job to be like

I think I love Helen Mirren

I want that loom.... cars cool too...

Vegan Black Metal Chef!

Put a Bird on It

Sort algorithms demonstrated in dance form

Joanna Newsom - Sprout and the Bean

Yia-yia on Fashion

It's an add, but I laughed ;).

Roll a d6

Girls watch porn, too!

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

I've been digging falsetto recently. Yeah I don't know either... but Muse makes me happy.

Star Wars: The Old Republic Cinematic Trailer - E3 2010

Thanks to Rj for this one.

Mr. Toots

Listen to this at hi volume imo

So this is gonna probably be super popular and gonna get old really fast but I just like how loud the singing is. Almost overloads the mic and that really appeals to me on a deeper level.

Google Exodus

Miike Snow

Animal

Embedding disabled.

The Ford Fiesta

Thanks David and Jen!

Wargames... a different lesson

Echo Chainsaw Commercial - TSA

Fight For Your Right - Revisited

"I think we're all on the same team here, and that's the no-pie, no sledgehammer team"

George Takei Should Be Spiderman!

OH MY.......

Fantomenk and Tettix

Been enjoying some minimal techno and 8-bit stuff lately. Fantomenk is fricken' awesome. Some decent game soundtrack sampling and some other tidbits in there for you:



But here's some more. Tettix, free music:

Hanna - Official Trailer

Here you go RJ.

Hanna (Movie)

Holy hell this looks bad ass!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO7a2WGCJOM

Can't seem to imbed it.

Chemical Brothers did the soundtrack for this.........booya

What has been heard...

...cannot be unheard...

The Darker Side of Friday

Tune for Two (2011)

How to Dubstep

Look at the car reflections in the windows. Video not slowed down, that's all him.

Hooked On A Feeling: Literal Video Version

Thanks to the Hoff for the amazing original video, without him none of this would be possible!

Daniel Fries - Duerme La Luna Chill Remix

So just a bit of validation that awesome things can come from *COUGH* porn *COUGH*

(I felt like posting a link to the, umm, other video. However due to its sensitive nature I will hold off unless you the viewers request it.)

CS Auto Tune

hahaha so much win

Chatroulette Love Song

Fathom with Raquel Welch

Today really needed some panty clad Raquel Welch packing a parachute.

Palin and Vick

This video contains some fairly graphic footage of violence against animals. Just letting you know.

The next Double Rainbow?

A Glass Harp

Just a little musical fun.

Zing

Does your discount corset from the JcPenney intimates section magically pull your belly fat cells up to your chest with just the cinch of a string and the melodic sound of a robot farting?

From TK

Full screen, 1080p required.

This spoke to me of Lily

Oh Baby

Guess what turned 10 years old?

Would you marry this man?

At least it's not a double rainbow?

4 Handed Bad Romance

Harry Potter Pole Dance NSFW

Expecto Patronum indeed!

Struttin'

Dog Days Are Over

Some Florence and the Machine to get your morning started right :).

Austrian Death Machine!

This is a band that I think you all might enjoy... Also tossed on another remix at the end, similar in style to my last post.

Crimson

This is by the same fellow who did the Snow White remix we had a while back.

House Keeping

I'm working on a tagging scheme for posts to make the site easier to search. What I'm working with so far includes:

Media Type
musicvideo
trailer
fanvideo
art
animation
link
music
pr0n
commercial
hommies
movie
game
television
informative

Hommies includes things posted by us, about us. Informative is for PSAs, and other educational crap. Everything else should be pretty self explanatory.

Genera
starwars
bollywood
punk
metal
rock
pop
electronica
dubstep
rap
bluegrass
fantasy
scifi
food
animal
holiday
ted


Descriptor
cute
diy
blackandwhite
bizarre
NSFW
humor
tech
politics

In addition to tagging stuff, I'm deleting posts with broken links, and cleaning up titles when I notice typos.

Moving forward, if you can try to add tags to your posts :). Also consider capitalization for post titles :).

Darth Vader vs. The VW

Mr. Coffee

Endhiran

OK y'all know how much I love all things Bollywood? This is no exception except for how incredibly awesome it is:



If you need more of a pitch than that:

There is a sequence where a giant robot made out of smaller cyborgs spikes a helicopter out of the air volley ball style. YES!

Behold What I Have Created

This blog isn't big on self promotion, but I figure you guys would appreciate this

http://troykoelling.blogspot.com/2011/01/hoodie.html

This Is Fan Made?!

Trimtastics With Jack LaLanne

I'm not sure if this is charming or creepy.

LBJ and... PANTS!!!

Captain Burnout

A Classic

If Movie Characters Had The Internet

Cobra Starship - Hot Mess

Click it! They disabled the embed feature on this one.

Dragon Age II

So i couldn't get the vid to post right, but here is the link and my original caption. (watch the second vid)

Um yeah...

http://us.playstation.com/games-and-media/games/dragon-age-2-ps3.html

You Got Served!

On the roof!

Fast Food Sushi

I'm finally getting around to reading my Apple humor mailing list

My BlackBerry is down

http://business.financialpost.com/2010/12/23/my-blackberry-is-down-a-parody/

Self Esteem